I am now Chocolate glazed evil barbaqued pigme sleepy sweet baby
bitch ass on a stick with pickle relish...
The length changes almost daily.
Chocolate glazed is because someone was dared to lick chocolate
syrup off of my stomach at a party, and well, he didn't get it all, and when I was working on the next dare I did, dancing
with my friend, (it involved removing my shirt while dancing :) and the guy who was dared to lick the chocolate syrup noticed
he didn't get it all and said "look, chocolate glazed April!" and that stuck. Well, James and I constantly argue about how
he thinks I am a complete sweetie, when I keep telling him I am a bitch and he doesn't believe me, so it was added on to calling
me chocolate glazed sweetie. But he did want to put bitch somewhere. Well, we were laying in a circle of grass on the college
campus one day, talking about our butts of all topics.. and I said I had quite the butt and I was all ass... so it kind of
came to him to call me chocolate glazed sweet baby bitch ass. Evil was then incoperated because i think I can be
evil. And on a stick just kind of appeared because we've discovered that at a Renaissance Faire, all the best foods are always
on a stick. and I am addicted to pickles, and i went crazy with pickle relish while eating a hotdog one day, so I was chocolate
glazed sweet baby bitch ass on a stick with pickle relish. I slept for two hours yesterday on a bench at college ( i had a
pillow and blanket even!) and, someone never realized how short I really was, and said I looked like a pigme, hence
Chocolate glazed evil barbaqued pigme sleepy sweet baby bitch ass on a stick with pickle relish..Think you might have a good
addition?
